Thanks for askin’, brother! Had a little incident with some car alarms earlier, but other than that I’m peachy keen!
And WOO HOO! Not many people end up findin’ their families. Glad your sis is okay!
Keep on truckin’, man. You show them specials who’s boss!
*GASP* Oh, really?
Does the recipe involve me tenderizin’ some special meat of my own?
Didn’t ya hear about them Hostess fella’s goin’ out of business?
It’s not surprising, really, considerin’ the apocalypse n’ all. When I heard about it I took a look at my Twinkie box, and there was one left.
It was a zombie.
Now you tell me that ain’t “expired”!
I know a surefire way to find out!
DUDE. Lighters and spray cans are what I give out as party favors each year on my birthday!
BROS 4 LIFE
I remember this one time me n’ Ellis were experimentin’ with them and well…
He got better.
Haha! Do ya need a map, buddy? Better yet, I’ll just show ya the way myself.
IN MY DEFENSE THOUGH
I may or may not have been slightly ‘intoximacated’ at the time…
And I was expecting to live until like… what, 3048? Maybe it’s time for a color change. I wonder how I’d look as a blonde…?